| Director | Bo Zenga |
|---|---|
| Budget | $14 million |
| Box office | $1.5 million |
Stan Helsing (Steve Howey) is an underachieving employee at a video rental store named Schlockbuster whose personal mottos are "don't get involved" and "don't talk about it". His teen-aged boss Sully orders him to drop off a bag of films to the mother of the store's owner or risk being fired.