| Director | Ross Shuman, Tom Gianas |
|---|---|
| Box office | $157,768 |
Carnival barker Remy needs to bring in business at a rundown pier carnival alongside his childhood friends, carnival repairman Augie and assistant manager Curt. After Curt reveals the bank has foreclosed the carnival, Remy borrows a book of spells from fortune-teller Madame Zonar.
Remy displays the book at The Gates of Hell attraction. When Curt asks Remy for a mint, Remy forces Curt to take a blood oath on the book to pay Remy back a mint. Curt is sucked into a portal within the ride. Remy and Augie take a car from the ride into the portal to rescue Curt, only to find themselves in Hell.
Remy and Augie are taken to the Devil, who says he intends to torture them. He mentions the Greek legend Orpheus and his reputation for bringing mortals out of Hell. He forces the duo to hide when visited by an angel named Barb, with whom he is infatuated. When Barb mentions that she is aware of the mortals in his domain, the Devil tries to win her graces by handing them over, but they have escaped. Female demon Deema agrees to take Remy and Augie to Curt if they take her to Orpheus, using the Devil's cell phone, which they had stolen. Curt meets the Devil and learns he is to be sacrificed for not keeping his blood oath. He persuades the Devil to spare him if he puts on a show to win Barb's favor with a replacement sacrifice.
Remy, Augie, and Deema use a submarine to find Orpheusan eccentric slacker, retired from saving mortals while having one-night stands with numerous women. Deema reveals herself to be his daughter via a fling with Durmessa. Deema and Augie leave. After sharing a romantic moment on Charon's ferry, they discover from the Devil's cellphone that Curt is to be sacrificed at the crossroads and go to save him. Remy locates Curt via Orpheus's TV and uses a purgatory boat to catch up with his friends.
As no replacement could be found, the Devil prepares to sacrifice Curt. While the Devil uses the bathroom, Remy, Augie, and Deema reunite with Curt but are ambushed by the Devil and his minions.
Orpheus attempts to rescue them disguised as a demon, but is also captured. Barb arrives via a stripper's pole and is attracted to Orpheus. The Devil tries to use a T-shirt cannon to kill Orpheus, accidentally knocking the group into the lower regions of hell full of sex-offender trees, including one that raped Orpheus as a child. Seeing the tree is regretful, Orpheus grants it forgiveness if it helps out.
Remy, Augie, Curt, and Deema are caught by the trees. Curt drops a mint onto Remy, allowing them to return to the mortal realm, leaving the Devil to be raped by the trees.
Remy's idea to keep the park open succeeded, and the group renovate the park to include attractions based on their experience in Hell, along with an attraction called the "Gates of Heaven" featuring Orpheus and Barb.